All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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