To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
BRING THE BAGELS
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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