Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
