Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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