North Korea, Best Korea!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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