she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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