is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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