why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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