It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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