what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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