Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
