You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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