kristin has been a bad kristin
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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