gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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