I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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