Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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