i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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