All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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