Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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