felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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