How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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