Operation Purity has been aborted
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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