Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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