My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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