I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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