JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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