I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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