worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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