i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Your cock deserves a montage
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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