i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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