Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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