Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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