i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The uberlube is also flammable
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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