I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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