it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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