Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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