I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
