That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just tell him i said nine months
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
