Apparently you make a good broom.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize