He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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