:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
