Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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