But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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