My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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