dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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