R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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