Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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