i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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