Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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