i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize