He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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