He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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