Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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